Unsophisticated audiences
I was told that Phoenix audiences are not very sophisticated.
I heard that they like jokes about bodily functions, so I did some jokes about the Krebs cycle and ketoacidosis.
It did not go well…
Rhyming Words
Did you ever notice that “read” rhymes with “lead”?
Also, “read” rhymes with “lead.”
(I think these are called “homophobes.”)
The Handmaid’s Tale
Here’s my 2-word summary of The Handmaid’s Tale:
“Dystopic pregnancy”
The White House Press Office
Q: How is a soap manufacturing plant like the Trump White House?
A: They are both “lye” factories.
